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I don't know what you're talking about!
Shut up!
I'm bored!
You're bored?
SHIT!
*laughs*
Why are you laughing?
Scary, scary...
Up until now, I've taken many challenges to make a poop video.
Yeah...
But I've failed in many ways and still haven't been able to make one!
So I realized that I could change the material of poop!
Oh...
Here it is!
Ta-dah!
What in the world is that box?
What's in it is...
A large amount of metal!
Oh...
Metal doesn't get absorbed by the body and comes out as it is.
In other words, if you eat only metal and live your life, you'll end up with gold poop!
*laughs*
You'll end up with pure gold.
You'll end up with golden poop.
This time, I can see a little hope.
I want you to see it!
Golden poop!
Golden poop...
You'll end up with golden poop.
Why did you roll over?
Golden poop...
You'll end up like Sen and Chihiro.
*laughs*
It's a wonderful project where I show you the gold I've found and it's over.
That's too fast.
Show me first.
Yeah, I want you to show me first.
You haven't seen it yet, have you?
Ta-dah!
Oh...
What is it?
Oh...
The katani industry is raising excellent gold and silver craftsmen in Kanazawa.
We'd like you to support us.
*laughs*
Let's support them.
We'll support you.
Open!
Here we go.
Oh...
It's serious.
Oh...
This is gold and silver.
And...
Oh!
It's here! It's here! It's here!
This is a great discovery.
This is a beautiful discovery.
Oh...
Oh, it flew away by itself!
Yay!
Oh...
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Since we're here, why don't we all eat one piece?
It's not salty, it's gold and silver.
Hey! Don't season it!
Thank you for the meal.
Mmm!
It's like a fried egg.
Yeah, you're right.
We can eat as much as we want, right?
We can eat as much as we want.
By the way, Tetsuya-san...
What did you eat today?
Just now...
Two biscuits.
There are two biscuits in here now.
They're rotten.
Since it's just now, I think it makes sense.
What? What? What?
It stinks!
You scared me!
*laughs*
You scared me!
So...
We have to empty these things first, right?
Until the cookies become poop and come out, it's really over.
I won't cry.
I will have Tetsuya spit it out now.
Why?
After he spits it out, I will be in shock and eat it.
Calm down and spit it out by yourself.
Now, now.
You can do amazing things.
Give me the cookie.
This?
I was surprised.
I hope the cookies come out.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Ah!
Did you spit it out?
I'm not going to cry.
It's so similar that it can't come out.
It seems like you won't spit it out.
Really?
It's tough!
I'm not going to cry.
Let's stop it.
I'm not going to cry even if it comes out of my mouth.
I'm not going to cry.
That means you will spit it out with all your emotions.
Can we put it in and take it out right away?
Can we wait 5 minutes, 5 minutes or 10 minutes?
What's so sad about not putting it down in front of the camera?
Can we eat it?
Oh!
Dangerous!
Ijinkancho
I'll have you take out the cookie in the box.
Yes.
I'll go.
Yes.
I'm used to it like this.
Three, two, one!
Wow!
That's amazing!
This is great!
It's great, right?
Yes!
5 minutes are up.
Yes, I'll wait.
Oh, no!
Oh!
Oh, no!
Sorry!
I'm sorry!
Ouch!
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
No! No! No!
It's too long!
Please check it!
Just in case...
Is it okay to call it a biscuit?
I'm going to eat gimbap and...
I'm going to poop...
I'm going to...
I'm going to poop gold!
The next day...
Lunch time!
Thank you for the food!
Sushi!
Thank you for the food!
Delicious!
It's delicious!
Sushi is the best!
It's delicious!
Tetsuya, who continued to eat a lot of food for lunch and dinner
100 servings are over!
It's not good
Are you hungry?
I'm starving
Oh, really?
You can't eat a lot of food
Even now, you ate 20,000 yen worth of food
If you give me a very beautiful poop, I can collect it
Do you pay 40,000 yen and give me 40,000 yen?
Yes
It's an increase in the number of views of the video
I see!
Is it just this record?
Yes
It's amazing
It's a permanent record
Thank you
Alchemy
Alchemy again
Alchemy
Real alchemy
I'm getting a little energetic
Yes
I will eat the remaining 100 sheets
I'm tired of the taste, so I'll eat it with a little salt or something
Yes
3 sheets
Put the three sheets together and sprinkle with salt
I will eat
I made a salty aluminum foil
I'm at my limit of eating normally
This is a safe cooking method
Shabu-shabu
If you do shabu-shabu, anything will work
I will eat
Wow!
How is it?
It's steam
It's hard to eat
What is this?
It's small
Wow! It's organized
It's shabu-shabu, so it's like this
It's hot!
It's like a tweezers
You said something good
How is it?
It's like nappa
Isn't the texture different from before?
It doesn't change
Finally, I will eat 200 gold foil sheets
Itadakimasu
I ate 200 sheets!
It was hard!
Are you waiting for the poop?
Yes, it took me about 3 days to show everyone my goldfish poop.
Break!
The next day!
It's been more than 20 hours since then and it's 3 o'clock.
Surprisingly, I overcame my hunger and lost all of my hunger.
That's right, my stomach is kind of...
It's kind of flat.
Yes, it's completely thin.
It's all rubbed off.
I can't poop at all, so if I leave it like this...
As long as I have goldfish in my intestines, it won't start.
So I'm going to eat a little and push out the poop.
I think the goldfish is stuck at the bottom, so even if I eat this...
I think the goldfish will come out at the beginning, so I'll eat it this time.
It's delicious!
For now, I'll eat this and report it to you when I can.
Yes, let's wait for the result.
Yes.
It's 4 o'clock in the evening!
I can't poop at all!
Renren, just eat normally!
Well, I'll eat it and move it and push out the intestines!
You have no choice but to push it out!
Well, it won't change from here, so if you do it now...
Yes, I'll just eat it and push it out!
Furthermore, the next day...
It hasn't come out yet!
It's already 1:54 in the afternoon.
There's no red goldfish either.
Where did it go?
I can't help it, so I'll push it out again.
Yes.
I'll eat it in the afternoon.
It's definitely okay for it to come out, right?
Yes.
I ate a lot of it yesterday, didn't I?
Everyone gathered for 10 days!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Everyone gathered for 10 days!
I'm the only one here for 10 days.
Hey, why are you the only one here?
There was a red goldfish just now...
Two minutes ago, there was a red goldfish!
It went away like "pon"!
It said "san"!
It said "goas" when it said "red goldfish" at 3 o'clock on a weekday afternoon...
It's weird, isn't it?
So, finally...
I've been given the convenience!
It's here!
It's finally coming out!
It's finally here!
But it's okay.
I'm not going to show it to you.
I'm going to take out the 40,000 yen worth of gold.
Can you bring me a plate?
Just in case, it's gold.
Oh, wait a minute. I see.
You're going to poop here.
Of course, I'm going to use the 40,000 yen I lost in the bathroom.
Oh, no.
I didn't think I'd be pooped here.
Hey, I'm telling you.
Why do you buy a plate for pooping?
Shall we take it out?
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm going to wear a mask for a second.
Why?
Hey! It's going to come off!
It's not there!
Falling point! Falling point! Do it properly!
How is it? Okay? Okay?
You...
This is the worst.
Can I ask you something?
Yeah.
Don't mess with me!
To be honest, there are several options that are coming out now.
A lump of gold, or a lump of gold and poop, or poop.
I really don't know which one it is.
I'm really curious about it.
Are you ready?
I think it's coming out.
Okay.
Here we go.
Where is it?
Come on!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! It's amazing! It's amazing!
It's amazing!
This is amazing!
It stinks!
I'm more surprised than that right now!
It's not there, is it?
It's not there! It's not there anymore!
This is amazing!
It's a success! And it's a beautiful success!
It's a mosaic, but I'll zoom in and take a picture of it.
Is it okay?
I don't know how much it's showing, but look at the bottom of it.
It's completely gold, isn't it?
This is amazing!
Yeah, it is!
Even if it's a Super Bowl with a lot of candy in it, it's a poop version of that.
It's amazing! It's really amazing!
It's amazing!
I can only say that.
I don't think there's a poop like that in the world.
Maybe even if you only eat gold foil, it doesn't become poop.
But I also realized that food is important for it to form properly as poop.
It was gold leaf filled poop, wasn't it?
That's right.
But we haven't been able to show you guys poop yet,
so we'll continue to make adjustments to show you guys poop on the screen with a big mosaic.
What are we talking about?
Adults and animals.
Okay, so that's it for today's Mizutamari Bond.
Goodbye.